Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for October 16, 2018

Subtext: we are going to be the Fast Flames that last.

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A post shared by Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) on Oct 16, 2018 at 12:56am PDT

Do you think Britney Spears included Selena Gomez in her workout on purpose? I don’t know how much or how little Brit gets the entertainment headlines, but I think it was intentional. There are similarities in their stories. Britney is probably one of the few people who can really empathize with Selena’s situation.

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A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Oct 15, 2018 at 6:50pm PDT

I really hate to give any energy to the ass boil that is Piers Morgan, but the idea that a man carrying (and caring for) his child is emasculating is not just toxic but also completely misguided and nonsensical. Men with babies and/or puppies are swooned over. It’s easy to understand why that would be a foreign concept to Piers, who is revolting in every metric we use to measure a man in 2018.

You really have to be so uncertain of your own masculinity to concern yourself with how another man carries his child. Any man who wastes time quantifying masculinity is terrified on the inside. https://t.co/9jsHZ3WKRn— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) October 16, 2018

I like the family math on a “dog nephew.” I have a dog nephew, Leo. He’s really naughty.

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A post shared by Hilaria Thomas Baldwin (@hilariabaldwin) on Oct 15, 2018 at 3:50pm PDT

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A post shared by Maria Tallarico (@mariatallarico_) on Aug 7, 2018 at 8:56am PDT

Cazzie David has to lay low on social media for a minute because anything she posts in the next little bit will be twisted into a “response” to the Pete and Ariana break-up. But I’m going to pre-emptively defend Cazzie here – she has not been petty, not at all. She won’t start now. I don’t know what kind of superhuman strength that takes, but she has it.

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A post shared by CAZZIE (@cazziedavid) on Oct 10, 2018 at 5:41pm PDT

The Weeknd threw a surprise dinner party for Bella Hadid’s birthday last week and she just put this up on Instagram, making her reconciliation with The Weeknd officially official.

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A post shared by 🦋 (@bellahadid) on Oct 16, 2018 at 6:57am PDT

Chilling and accurate.

Why does Kid Rock look like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock pic.twitter.com/BGgyLyyOqu— Jacob Shaw (@jakesaysyousuck) October 15, 2018

You got me! 🤣 https://t.co/E19l5cHmbt— Dr. Phil (@DrPhil) October 16, 2018

Tara Reid, who was removed from a flight after complaining about her seat and a pillow. I do not understand this. The pillows are small and always gross me out. Who wants to get off a plane, with baggage, then rebook and wait for another flight? That’s such a hassle.