Smutty Social Media, September 19, 2016

As Lainey mentioned, the FNL alumni were in full force at The Emmys. Luke, Six and Saracen were representing the night before.

 

6. 7. 44. #FNL #EveningBefore @zachgilford713 @mattlauria #TexasForever

A photo posted by skittishkid (@skittishkid) onSep 18, 2016 at 1:15pm PDT

Peak TV: Aziz Ansari’s parents and Peter Dinklage in the same photo! Well if you squint you can see Peter in the background.

 

Just wanted to thank these guys for giving me everything and more! #Emmy

A photo posted by @azizansari onSep 18, 2016 at 6:03pm PDT

January Jones posted a bunch of pictures from The Emmys centering around Mad Men. It felt a little desperate, and a little sad. It is like someone who will take any opportunity to tell you she was Prom Queen, even though she’s well out of high school. It also reminded us that January used to get really, really good dresses.

 

WHAT?! I can't believe that.. What an idiot. Can you hear Matt?? Me neither. Do you think we are on camera, prob no right? @elisabethmossofficial

A photo posted by January Jones (@januaryjones) onSep 18, 2016 at 3:35pm PDT

We know Katy and Taylor have no problem making their pettiness known, which is not a bad thing. It’s a great thing for us. Katy’s tweet to America’s Got Talent winner Grace VanderWaal is genuine, sure, but it’s also toying with Taylor. Grace, a 12-year-old singer/songwriter, has been compared to Taylor. And when she won, Taylor sent her flowers. They are both vying for the public affection of a tween, which is kind of symbolic, no?

Words can not explain how honored I am for this.. thank. You. SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!! @taylorswift13 pic.twitter.com/KwcvIwGtpq— Grace VanderWaal (@GraceVanderWaal) September 17, 2016

@GraceVanderWaal Congrats! You have it. Protect it and keep 🎸ing and ✏️ing...it will always serve you ❤️— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) September 16, 2016

This is Neil Patrick Harris’s dream guest list for dinner. We could have our parties on the same night because there’d be no crossover (I’d pick Michelle over Barack, but he’d be welcome to stop by for dessert). Amy Schumer, really?

Good question: JJ Abrams, Amy Schumer, Barack Obama, Amy Sedaris, Nick Jonas. https://t.co/Y5azaxByZP— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) September 18, 2016

Marnie Michaels vs. Carrie Bradshaw. Obviously apartments on TV are unrealistic, New York apartments in particular. But in being realistic, Marnie’s apartment strongly informed her storyline – particularly that goddamn wall.

 

Carrie Bradshaw's apartment vs. Marnie Michaels' apartment. Holy s*%#! #ShowerInTheKitchen #Girls #BeforeTheWall

A photo posted by Allison Williams (@aw) onSep 16, 2016 at 1:03pm PDT

Kanye West has given up his phone and joined Instagram. How does that work, does he look at social media on his iPad?

I got rid of my phone so I can have air to create— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) September 14, 2016

 

A photo posted by Kanye West (@kanyewest) onSep 18, 2016 at 8:23am PDT

I think when Miley looks back at her youth, Patrick will be her shame f-ck.

 

Happy birthday to this weird little banana lover!! Have the dopest birthday ever 🍌🍌🍌🍌

A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) onSep 18, 2016 at 5:35pm PDT

Brad didn’t bring G to the Emmys. Is she going to maintain her precious “no red carpet” rule with him too?

 

#Emmy time.

A photo posted by @bradfalchuk onSep 18, 2016 at 3:36pm PDT

I love Jessica Seinfeld’s dress, probably one of my favourites of the night (not that there was stiff competition). Do you think she had to buy it, or Dior lent it? I say bought, just because there’s not a lot of Dior at the Emmys.

 

Thanks @marnixmarni for finding this @dior dream. Hairs @rheannewhite 👱🏼‍♀️ makeups @rebeccarestrepo 🙍🏼jewlz 💎@lorraineschwartz @ofirajewelz 💎 Flowers 🌺 @ericbuterbaugh @ebflorals

A photo posted by Jessica Seinfeld (@jessseinfeld) onSep 19, 2016 at 5:41am PDT

To me, Jessica Alba’s face in this picture says, “Please let The Honest Company’s acquisition go through so I don’t have to sell my husband’s sock line on Instagram anymore.”

 

#cozywifehappylife @pairofthieves #luxe #cashmere -coming soon

A photo posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) onSep 17, 2016 at 7:16pm PDT

Sarah Silverman’s picture of Michael Sheen is nice, but the comments between her and Kate Beckinsale re: Michael and Kate’s daughter made me chuckle.

 

Ok whatever I love him relax take a chill pill

A photo posted by @sarahkatesilverman onSep 17, 2016 at 10:59pm PDT

Something for everyone on Monday: Charlie Hunnam, Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham continue the 22 push up challenge. You know what they are all quite good at (besides push-ups)? Teasing and goading one another (like Jason talking about Guy’s “whiny voice”) without minimizing the challenge.

 

In respect to the 22 American Servicemen that take their own lives each day. Challenge accepted #CharlieH Challenge forwarded to @jasonstatham

A video posted by Guy Ritchie (@guyritchie) onSep 18, 2016 at 8:40am PDT

 

@22PushupChallenge @jaseflem123 @guyritchie

A video posted by Jason Statham (@jasonstatham) onSep 18, 2016 at 6:58pm PDT

 

Day 2 Statham sort of came through. He opted for the easy push ups, sadly. Anyway, I am roping in the football star now.

A video posted by Guy Ritchie (@guyritchie) onSep 19, 2016 at 3:17am PDT