Smutty Social Media, September 7, 2018

Maria Posted by Maria at September 7, 2018 19:14:01 September 7, 2018 19:14:01

I know it’s perspective but Ryan Reynolds’s hand looks really big in this photo. And now Blake Lively is going to have to get all cute about it in the comments. 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A post shared by Ryan Reynolds (@vancityreynolds) on

Bert, you ARE the father. 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A post shared by Oliver Hudson (@theoliverhudson) on


I am a Stan Smith stan (sorry, had to do it). I have two pairs in rotation and a fresh pair in the closet in case I need a very crisp white pair for a fancy occasion. I have to ask why, WHY, would anyone wear a sneaker with Stella McCartney’s face on the tongue? She’s not an athlete. This is hubris. 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A post shared by Stella McCartney (@stellamccartney) on


Billy on the Street is back with Emma Stone, Tiffany Haddish, Lin-Manuel Miranda and more. This is perfect. The timing is perfect. And it’s a web series, which makes it easy to find and share. Perfect.


 
I watched the Camping trailer twice because I wanted to make sure I wasn’t missing anything. It looks very… not good. It looks bad. Which I’m torn about because I really want Jennifer Garner to win. But on the other hand, I’m not invested in Lena Dunham and Jenni Konner. It’s not as simple as cancelling Lena over her impulsiveness (and Jenni totally got a pass for that). Or over her misrepresentation of her involvement in the Time’s Up early days. I choose not to invest in Lena Dunham because there are so many other voices to invest in. (The full Camping trailer is here.)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A post shared by Jennifer Garner (@jennifer.garner) on


It’s Fashion Week, which means my feed will be flooded with “candid” street style shots of people dressed like assholes. This is better. And I’m not making fun of these models because I have tripped walking down the street in sneakers. I wouldn’t be able to wear any of the shoes they do, especially because most of the times their shoes don’t fit. Tyra taught me this on ANTM. They just put them in whatever size they have. I once read that sometimes glue is used to keep the shoes on – does that still happen?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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