Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for September 8, 2017

Gwyneth’s first goop magazine cover is here. (Will it be like O Magazine and feature one cover star for every issue?) There’s no interpretation needed for this as it is exactly goop’s wheelhouse – luxury wellness. It’s very rich looking, literally. The “Earth to Gwyneth” could be a play on words too, another dig at her haters. As usual, she looks amazing but I do have one issue with the art direction. Why is she wearing bikini bottoms? It doesn’t look like she has a top on, so why not wear something with less noticeable lines on the bottom for a cleaner look?

goop magazine is here 👏 Look for it on newsstands next week or pre-order by tapping the link in our bio. cc: @condenast #gooponpaper

A post shared by goop (@goop) onSep 8, 2017 at 7:51am PDT

You may have heard how Taylor Swift’s frequent collaborator, Joseph Kahn, gave an interview and said he believes Beyoncé copied Taylor’s Bad Blood. He has been on Twitter for a couple of days stirring sh-t up because he has a movie showing at TIFF – so the gist is that he’s joking to drum up publicity for himself. There are two things I’ve noticed he does when he desperately needs attention: throw himself in front of Taylor like the world’s thirstiest shield (Wildest Dreams, the Day of Receipts) and pokes at POC and young women.

When you ain't got no marketing budget, remember: bees make honey and it's delicious.— Joseph Kahn (@JosephKahn) September 6, 2017

I like your Beyoncé, I do not like your Beyhive.

-Gandhi— Joseph Kahn (@JosephKahn) September 3, 2017

I don't think anyone can perform in music videos anymore because Beyoncé invented singing.— Joseph Kahn (@JosephKahn) September 3, 2017

What I like about Swifties: they don't attack, they defend.— Joseph Kahn (@JosephKahn) September 2, 2017

If I even hear a radio commercial for It, I change the station. I’m a chickensh-t.

Come on out to the movies tonight.
You'll float.— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 7, 2017

I don’t watch Big Brother but I was mildly interested in Celebrity Big Brother… until I saw the cast list. I don’t recognize half of these names.

Tiffany Pollard, Kathy Griffin, Spencer Pratt, CBS soap star, Ken Bone, Michelle Visage, Kevin Jonas, Candis Cayne, Jennifer Holiday & Charo https://t.co/3Y3JN8ZWuf— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) September 8, 2017

Look what you guys are making me do to get ready for this World Tour.... Tickets at KathyGriffin.com - - - #swifty #tour #kathygriffin #kathy #laughyourheadoff #worldtour #standup #comedy #laugh #funny

A post shared by Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) onSep 7, 2017 at 5:28pm PDT

Um how do they afford the Four Seasons?

#selfielife in @fspuntamita #familyvacation #canwemovehere?

A post shared by Tori Spelling (@torispelling) onSep 1, 2017 at 9:20am PDT

Very into Busy Philipps and Colin Hanks dorm room looks circa 1998.

Oh good lord. #tbt @colinhanks and me in college at LMU. Clearly in a dorm. I love how dressed up I am and we were probably just going to Baja Fresh. 😂 Also the picture says 94 but that's not right. It was 1998.

A post shared by Busy Philipps (@busyphilipps) onSep 7, 2017 at 12:05pm PDT

Demi looks really god, really healthy. And that’s a nice transitional dress – not too summery, not too heavy.

With the Mrs celebrating @saschavonbismarck photo exhibition #Perfume #GreatNight

A post shared by Eric Buterbaugh (@ericbuterbaugh) onSep 7, 2017 at 4:23pm PDT

This is peak White Ladies Who Always Have a Vase of Fresh Flowers in the House.

Flashback to the first time I met @HallieMeyersShyer and @NMeyers. It was on this day that we decided to work on @HomeAgainMovie together. Love seeing dreams turn into reality. #HomeAgainMovie is in theaters today folks! ✨❤️

A post shared by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on Sep 8, 2017 at 9:34am PDT