Smutty Social Media, Thursday August 20, 2015

Karlie Kloss was at the airport and took a photo of some of the September issues – she has two covers. She also tagged the magazines and the women in the photos – Oprah, Demi Lovato, Salma Hayek, Taylor Swift. You know who was omitted? Katy Perry. Don’t these “squad goal feminists” know anything? That just makes you look petty. And Taylor looks petty by association.

 

Holy. Moly. #surreal (btw #WomanCrushWednesday to these stunning cover girls!)

A photo posted by @karliekloss onAug 19, 2015 at 3:00pm PDT

The Baldwins are upset over all the media headlines about them having 5 nannies. OK, let me play celebrity devil's advocate here: his original post thanked 5 women who have helped him and Hilaria with their children, he never said they were nannies. Maybe they were, but they could also be a doula, midwife, lactation consultant, night nurse – all different jobs. And isn’t having an abundance of care better than working one nanny to the bone, like so many of them do out of sheer cheapness?

 

I am forever indebted to the women who have helped care for our children. Muchos gracias Lizzy, Sandra, Zena, Lisa and Avril

A photo posted by Alec Baldwin (@iamabfalecbaldwin) onAug 19, 2015 at 7:13am PDT

 

Five nannies?!?!?? Bahaha that's a lot of people to wipe my tushy 😂😂😂 In the end you gotta laugh that this was actually a headline. Good night to you all...thank you for all the love and support. Means the world 💋

A photo posted by Hilaria Thomas Baldwin (@hilariabaldwin) onAug 19, 2015 at 5:03pm PDT

Kathy Najimy! Do you think she was invited to Jennifer Aniston’s wedding? Jennifer used to have this really tight group of girlfriends – they spoke to Vanity Fair when she did her divorce cover – but you don’t hear much about them anymore.

 

According to @therealpoppymontgomery & Kathy Najimy IF YOU AINT GOT NO HATERS, YOU AINT POPPING!!! #unforgettable #family

A photo posted by LaLa (@lala) onAug 19, 2015 at 7:37pm PDT

Ashton Kutcher can’t even act in 15-second increments.

 

8 Days ... 8 Days @aplusk #whatdoyoumean?

A video posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) onAug 20, 2015 at 6:17am PDT

Edward Burns thanks his high school English teacher.

 

Me and my #Hewlett High School english teacher Dr. Maxwell. Chapter one of my book #IndependentEd is all about how she gave me the push to start writing. Last week I finally got to say thank you in person.

A photo posted by Edward Burns (@edward_burns_pix) onAug 19, 2015 at 8:24pm PDT

Britney and the Chocolate Factory.

 

Chocolate! Yay! Me and the boys at the chocolate factory.

A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) onAug 19, 2015 at 2:40pm PDT

Tami Taylor knows she has great hair. Because she does.

 

Always and forever I have to thank my hair and makeup teams. @creightonbowman and @elaineoffers in LA, @cnaselli and @reivamakeup in NY, and @saravaughn05 and #yvettestone in Nashville. Y'all make my life happier, saner and a hell of a lot prettier every day!

A photo posted by connie britton (@conniebritton) onAug 19, 2015 at 2:47pm PDT

Reese continues her charm offensive. Southern living, she says, is when everyone greets each other with hugs. Who could live like that?! I just want to nod politely and be on my way.

 

Loving this clip from @southernlivingmag xoxo #SecretsOfTheSouth #Heritage #DraperJames #Nashville (link to full video in bio)

A video posted by Draper James (@draperjamesgirl) onAug 19, 2015 at 1:41pm PDT

Remember when people used to do this in the mirror and not feel compelled to share it with the world? I miss those days.

 

Just in case you want to know what I do on late night set breaks in my trailer #loveuforeverwhitney

A video posted by Jenna Dewan Tatum (@jennaldewan) onAug 19, 2015 at 2:55pm PDT