Smutty Social Media, January 15, 2016
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Best attendance is so an award Ryan Seacrest would win.
that time I won *best attendance* for Dunwoody Wildcats football
A photo posted by Ryan Seacrest (@ryanseacrest) onJan 15, 2016 at 7:49am PST
Even though it’s the antithesis of everything I enjoy, I’ve always wanted to go to a fancy ranch where you pay a fortune to drink green juice, sit in a sauna and go hiking.
One of my besties from HS @chrissybchrissy and I are embarking on a weekend journey to health at @TheRanchMalibu @FSWestlake, so far, it involves a lot of hiking and delicious vegan food, which I have to say is a bit of a change from how I've been eating and drinking for the past month. #ivegained10lbsandnowneedtoloseit #TheRanch4.0 #TheRanchAtLiveOak
A photo posted by Busy Philipps (@busyphilipps) onJan 14, 2016 at 9:44pm PST
Riley Keough and Kristen Stewart look a lot alike, right?
Scat man @sweetsuzieq @isitmeurlooking4 👽💀👻
A photo posted by Riley Keough (@rileykeough) onJan 14, 2016 at 8:15pm PST
Imagine how angry everyone would be if Karlie Kloss won Powerball.
I lost powerball AND the @stlouisrams are leaving St Louis 😢
A photo posted by @karliekloss onJan 14, 2016 at 6:02pm PST
Dog owners love to show of their breed. It’s a specific kind of pet parent narcissism. (Lainey: true. BEAGLES RULE.)
This is me wearing my Augie sweatshirt from #EDbyEllen, & my dog, Augie. I think this is what the internet calls “meta.”
A photo posted by Ellen (@theellenshow) onJan 14, 2016 at 2:48pm PST
Remember Scott Storch? So mid-2000s/Paris Hilton era. And he’s still wearing the same sunglasses.
scott storch/philz collabo in the worx! big 16, homie! @scottstorchofficial @smbernstein @andrew_listermann @rivetingentertainment @matt_sinn @bobbyarnot
A photo posted by @ryanphillippe onJan 14, 2016 at 1:43pm PST
Chris Evans is a major Jim Carrey fangirl.
Was lucky enough to meet @JimCarrey last night. He's a wonderful human who exudes presence, warmth, and intelligence. Highlight of the night— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) January 12, 2016
See, this is low-cut. But still not scandalous.
#TBT. On Set Of #IBet. Love This Hair and Makeup ❤️
A photo posted by Ciara (@ciara) onJan 14, 2016 at 2:48pm PST