Smutty Social Media, June 12, 2017

I didn’t get my driver’s license until I was in my 30s and if I was wealthy that is the first thing I would invest in – a full-time driver.

you're RIGHT! but i'm working on it i have the book... 😩 https://t.co/mlnkmUnIRF— Lorde (@lorde) June 11, 2017

In 2015, Karl Lagerfeld’s longtime employee Caroline Lebar released a book on tarts. For some reason, he has decided to promote it now (I think because it’s recently become available on his website). And he’s not just supporting it with a photo of the book, but he included actual food shots on his Instagram -click through to see. (He must truly love Caroline.) What do you think Karl’s relationship to baked goods is like? Does he revile or simply ignore dessert? Does he remember what butter and sugar taste like? Would anyone dare to eat (a pastry) in front of Karl? What would he say about the flaky crumbs that fall away when eating a croissant?

 

Food for the eyes… Caroline Lebar has been working alongside Karl for more than 30 years, and spends every Sunday baking the prettiest and tastiest tarts. Get inspired by her book “Une Tarte pour Dimanche” now available on KARL.com #KARLLAGERFELD #unetartepourdimanche

A post shared by KARL LAGERFELD (@karllagerfeld) onJun 11, 2017 at 2:07am PDT

Don’t say “cholo” Josh Brolin. It’s 2017, why someone has to point this out to him I don’t know.

 

80's themed birthday for my buddy @wsparris1 given by his lovely wife @bamkambam. I didn't know what to dress as (Henry Rollins? Boy George? A gremlin?) then my wife said, "I got you covered". #embraceyourpast #gooniesneversaydie #80s @kathrynbrolin #beautyandthebeast #chologoonie

A post shared by Josh Brolin (@joshbrolin) onJun 11, 2017 at 12:03pm PDT

Vancouver 101: a bike ride around Stanley Park.

 

Sunday Funday! #StanleyPark #Nature

A post shared by Eva Longoria Baston (@evalongoria) onJun 11, 2017 at 5:02pm PDT

It’s amazing to me that Broadway performers go from a matinee straight to the Tonys. Can you imagine actors being scheduled to work the day of the Oscars? Between the facials, Botox, body wraps and cleanses, it takes them weeks to get ready.

 

Huge thank you to the glam fam @karlawelchstylist @hungvanngo @harryjoshhair. It's not easy getting gussied up in a teeny tiny dressing room! Especially when I've just walked off stage looking like ☠️. Many thanks to @michaelkors for this dress of my dreams, and most of all thank you @plannedparenthood for the honor of wearing your pin. 💋

A post shared by Olivia Wilde (@oliviawilde) onJun 12, 2017 at 9:47am PDT

So this, to me, is interesting. Jennifer Meyer was married to Tobey Maguire for years, they have two children together. She is immensely connected, both through her family (her father, Ron Meyer, is Vice Chairman of NBC Universal and co-founded CAA) and friends (like Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson, Jennifer Aniston). Besides promoting her jewelry line, she has kept a pretty low profile, but over the last few months it seems like she’s been making more moves publicly. I wasn’t surprised to see her new home featured on PEOPLE (clearly a promo for One Kings Lane), positioned as a post-divorce triumph.

 

Hey there! I'm taking over the @onekingslane feed today to show off a few of my favorite rooms, designed by my insanely talented friends @pierceandward. Head over to @onekingslane to see more. I'll be there all day! Xo Jen #OKLtakeover

A post shared by JENNIFER MEYER (@jenmeyerjewelry) onJun 9, 2017 at 7:46am PDT