Celebrity Social Media, March 26, 2025

Emily Ratajkowski is talking about a moment every adult woman must contend with at one point or another: a bad haircut. Here is the thing: I don’t want to invalidate her feelings but in the second video it’s a great shag! But that kind of waviness would take work. 

She’s right, the stylist was definitely going for European chic. In theory, a cool haircut. In practice, bangs in the back. 

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Nikki Glasser is the comedian du jour with celebrities, they love her. On the newest Goop podcast, she and Gwyneth talked about “low drama” Ben Affleck on Raya. 

Gwyneth’s incredulousness at celebs being on a dating site is kind of funny and I get it: who wants someone to blow your profile up? And in Nikki’s defense, I’m sure most people who came across Ben’s profile tried to match or thought… that can’t possibly be Ben Affleck. I know Raya has celebs but he’s higher profile than most. 

For some random reason, Heidi Gardner’s AD spread from October 2024 is all over my feed and seeing as we are always complaining about celebrities turning beautiful mid-century modern houses into Brentwood farmhouses, this is an appreciation post. The rock fireplace, so 70s! Also, she is one of my favourites on SNL and I don’t even like the show. 

I feel like I’ve been waiting for The Studio forever when really, it’s only been a couple of weeks (drops today!). The reviews have been great. 

Gosh darn it, I really love Miley Cyrus. Her music, her style, her concept of celebrity, her support (quiet and loud) of others. How can you not root for a child star who came out other side. 

George and Amal Clooneys’ Italian wedding? Classic Hollywood, gorgeous, exclusive. Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s upcoming Italian wedding? Tacky, sweaty, get an original thought, you hacks. Here’s Lauren Sanchez on The Today Show talking about homeless charities. I just Googled it, her little boyfriend is worth $211 billion. Talk to him. Why are you talking to us? Talk to him!