Smutty Social Media, May 12, 2017

Busy Philipps has been posting Instagram stories as she lives her best life on a Disney Cruise; she said she’s used tons of data refreshing Deadline to see if her pilot, The Stackett Sisters has been picked up. It co-stars Casey Wilson and Bradley Whitford and was produced by the team behind 30 Rock (including Tina Fey). Judging by this photo I don’t think things went her way.

 

You figure it out. #ipaidforthis

A post shared by Busy Philipps (@busyphilipps) onMay 11, 2017 at 4:16pm PDT

There is a fight happening over the patches at a jean jacket decorating party that has ensnared Lenny Letter, Tavi, Harper’s BAZAAR and The Wing (a New York-based social club for women) and it’s f-cking wild.

"Y'all are demons": An investigation into a patch and who stole it https://t.co/xLRqQNBalb pic.twitter.com/JOeXEMaWle— Jezebel (@Jezebel) May 11, 2017

Have fun, take your time! Don’t feel like you need to rush back.

off into the wilderness for a week, in a bit x— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) May 5, 2017

So many questions: what is this movie? When was it in theatres? Why didn’t Justin Timberlake endlessly brag about doing the music? And can we get Sarah to review it?

 

Say what? You didn’t get to see @bookoflovefilm in theaters? I got you (link up top in bio) #BookofLoveFilm - via @purpledga

A post shared by Jessica Biel (@jessicabiel) onMay 10, 2017 at 6:08pm PDT

Joshua Malina’s dad was on a flight with Mel Gibson and they came up with a few questions for him. This would make a great parlour game. My question would be, “What separates regular tits from sugar tits?”

My dad and I have been trying to brainstorm things he could do, given that he's on a plane sitting next to Mel Gibson. Came up w this list. pic.twitter.com/hy9Suh3uDL— (((Joshua Malina))) (@JoshMalina) May 12, 2017

Of the two people in my dad's row, this is the one who's not a filthy antisemite. pic.twitter.com/bsRTY70ouw— (((Joshua Malina))) (@JoshMalina) May 12, 2017

Is everyone caught up on Veep? I have to say I am still really enjoying it, even though real-life politics is so consuming right now. But Veep is funny. And I agree with Jonah that Daylight Saving Time sucks.

Veep has always been ahead of the curve. https://t.co/MlsmOdmPLl— Timothy Simons (@timothycsimons) May 9, 2017

Whispers on deathbed, “But that wasn’t the theme.”

 

@VOGUEMAGAZINE MET GALA SUPPLEMENT - FUN PHOTOGRAPHING THEM RIGHT BEFORE THE EVENT! EL SUPLEMENTO DE #VOGUEMAGAZINE DE LA GALA DEL MET - DIVERTIDO FOTOGRAFIARLOS ANTES DE LA FIESTA! @Gisele @TomBrady #MarioTestino #MetGala

A post shared by MARIO TESTINO (@mariotestino) onMay 11, 2017 at 11:12am PDT

Celebrities share their favourite sex scenes and is it weird that Seth Rogen and Kristen Wiig chose the same movie? I did watch the film they reference and I don’t remember the sex scene at all. Watch the clip and you’ll see what I mean.

 

"It was shocking and sexy and heated and dangerous." @CharlizeAfrica, @MargotRobbie, @BryanCranston and more celebrities share their favorite sex scenes.

A post shared by W magazine (@wmag) onMay 11, 2017 at 10:24am PDT