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The UK Sun is reporting that Charlize Theron"s 5 year relationship with Stuart Townsend has come to an end. However, despite their assertion that she was the one who pulled the plug, I"ve been given a different spin. Remember back in early January when I reported on a possible Charlize pregnancy? Well the same person has just come to me to say that Stuart had been hankering for a family and when the babies didn"t end up materialising - for whatever reason and feel free to fill in your own blanks - he decided that their story had run its course. Which can only mean that Charlize and her constipated mug will continue to grace our gossip pages until she finds another dude stupid enough to attempt to take that hoity toity pickle out of her high and mighty little ass.

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