GG Worst Bow At The Hip: Charlize Theron
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Jessica Biel did it in Prada at the Oscars in 2009. Like a handkerchief at the chest. Click here for refresher.
This is, of course, Charlize Theron. Who always favours a bow. And hers is at the hip. So, obviously, it’s not quite as dumbass as Biel’s attempt at impressing Anna Wintour.
But...
As much as it’s Dior and she’s a princess and Charlize never stumbles, here’s what I see when I’m looking at that hip bow:
Colonoscopy Bag.
Maybe I’ve been spending too much time in the hospital with my ma. But that’s my association. Can’t get down with a dress that reminds me of something that collects elimination.
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