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He made it very clear on Wednesday on the opening night red carpet in Cannes which...I actually just heard about like 10 hours ago. Maybe I’m loopy from my Tom Hardy haze. Or maybe it’s ...only Chris Pine?

See I can’t actually decide.

Chris Pine is a name, right? We consider him to be in that group of early 30s actors, don’t we? Do we? Gyllenhaal, Evans, Tatum, Hemsworth, Cooper, Gosling, Reynolds...Pine?

Is he?

Her name is Dominique Piek. She’s a model, obviously. They were also at the Vanity Fair party on Saturday night. Should I care more than I do?

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