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No… seriously… why was she lipsynching? Christina Aguilera sucks at a lot but she doesn’t suck at singing. So again, why no live?

Check her out, arriving on the carpet last night at the VMAs – an ensemble that isn’t the greatest but that sure beat the hell out of those latex gunty pants she tried to rock on stage. Not flattering in the mid-area. Not at all. She also bored the sh*t out of everyone with that lame ass rendition of Genie and then a transition to some song about being a bitch that was so FAIL next to Rihanna.

In a word, Christina is clinging. And is there anything worse?

See it below:


Photos from Wenn.com

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