Bride Hair at the ESPYs

Don’t know what she was thinking with this hair. Seriously...it’s the worst. Like at the Costume Institute Gala. Like bride hair. Like not stylish. At all. Even though she says she has an eye for it. That she considers herself fashionable. That fashion is her “industry.”

And still she decided to get her hair done at Dolly Parton’s salon from Steel Magnolias.

The rest of her isn’t so wonderful either. What’s happening to Victoria Beckham???

Here they are, the Beckhams, on the carpet last night at the ESPYs. He, as usual, is trying to enjoy himself. She, as usual, is trying too hard. It’s especially evident from the side – with one leg extended forward, her toe pointing down, the back arched, the hips cocked, she can barely breath from the effort to hold this sh*t in place.

And the result?

David Beckham brought an old woman to an awards show.

Sigh.

You know I love my Posh. But even plastic needs an update once in a while. It’s time for an update, non?

Photos from Flynetonline.com