David Beckham's knighthood ceremony next week is a bit of bad timing

David Beckham is having his knighthood ceremony next week. A bit of bad timing, no? All things considered.

I mentioned Taraji P. Henson yesterday but today we have video. I screamed.

Even if you didn’t watch Dexter you may be familiar with Sergeant Doakes, who has become a meme for “I don’t trust this motherf-cker” face. As Dexter himself pointed out on the show, Doakes was the only one with an inkling that Dexter was off.

Even without the wig, this is so clearly Andi Anderson. (It was designed for the film by Carolina Herrera and the costume designer Karen Patch).

OK I like this bodice (is that the right word?) from Tamara Ralph haute couture and I rarely pay attention to Karlie unless she’s looking camp right in the eye. She is very acquainted with a lot of billionaires and was at an event to honour Dr. Priscilla Chen for her work, specifically “science grounded in empathy and humanity.” My eyes almost rolled out of my head. Can these people ever just cut a fat check without the inflated self-importance? Priscilla and her husband are worth over $250 billion, there is nothing empathetic about that.

Do you like it when your teeth ache and skin crawls at the same time? If so I recommend Wes Parker’s “coworker who is in love with you and thinks you don’t know” videos. Someone (I’m sorry I can’t find the comment now) called him an “emotional support creep” and I have not stopped laughing for two days.

GO JAYS!

Attached - David and Victoria Beckham out for lunch with their parents in Miami.