Globe Neutrals: Demi/Pene/Salma
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Wasn’t feeling it. All those neutrals, nudes, and light grey. Meh.
Even Salma who is ordinarily spectacular. Meh.
The ageless Demi, perhaps the best of the boring because of her great hair and Ashton is a babe, but still… meh.
And Penelope Cruz especially. Washed her out. And I’m done with the teasing at the crown with her bangs. Done. It’s tired. It needs an update. It’s the same, over and over and over again. And where was Javier? The lack of Javier accounted for the meh.
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