Mark is the sexiest name…?

Is it really?

Some list was published this week listing the sexiest men’s names according to success rates on dating sites. At the top:

Mark.

And the rest:
2. George
3. Harry
4. William
5. Antonio
6. Andrew
7. Matthew
8. David
9. Richard
10. Christopher

Sexy?

I don’t think sexy when I see any of these names. I mean Mark is fine. It’s a standard name. But I feel nothing. Until I meet the person, Mark in text does nothing for me.

Jake?

Sure.

I have an idea about who a Jake might be.

But…like…GEORGE?

George almost has to overcome his name, you know?

Here’s Mark Wahlberg, who is not sexy to me ever at all, out in LA yesterday.

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