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Twilight press conference and premiere in Tokyo today…

Am all over Kristen Stewarts leather dress with the white trim. She’s 18. She can do it. Not so sure about the gown later on. Way too old for her. Whatever, I love her. My girl balances out the cheese on either side of her.

Open mouth cheese, per usual, courtesy of Robert Pattinson, and then the little guy Taylor Lautner who has done nothing the last few months but try to grow and gain weight. Am I supposed to find him attractive? Because I don’t.

Anyway, the good news for all you twi-hardy Pattinson lusters is that Ebola does not appear to have attended the event, therefore limiting his contamination to that HOUR or so in LA last Sunday. That’s the good news. The bad news is that Ebola’s people have been calling this week…

It wants a part in the movie.

Vampires may be immortal but even they are not immune to the Evil of Ebola.

Also… Drew Barrymore too? Word is she’s been contacted about directing Eclipse, the third in the series. Drew is currently editing her directorial debut Whip It! with Ellen Page.

Thoughts?

Drew and Twilight?

I think I mentioned it a while back, non? Hang on, quick search…

Yes I did.

January 6, 2009 - Drew and Rob? On set? Director and actor? Make it happen.


Photos from Kiyoshi Ota/Gettyimages.com and Aflo /Splashnewsonline.com

Drew Barrymore rumoured to direct Twilight sequel Eclipse

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