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Emily Blunt’s body is ridiculous. So ridiculous it even looks great draped in turquoise bedazzlement. Not my favourite Blunt carpet moment but still... that body. That body that is left alone too often and probably not appreciated properly by her official boyfriend - the staple of easy listening 97.3, the male Canadian cheese counterpart to Celine Dion… Michael Buble.

Thankfully, Emily Blunt isn’t the kind of girl who weeps alone at home. She is however the kind of girl who is most definitely getting hers too. Trust.

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

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