Globes Worst Colour: Eva Longoria
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Like, why does she even matter anymore? Why is she presenting? Who cares? It’s Eva Longoria! She’s the afterthought in the Posh/Katie/Beckinsale friend posse. She’s the hanger-on at the party. She’s totally 2004.
And she’s a pageant girl forever. Holy mother of Vanessa Minnillo – what the f-ck is she wearing???
This is the kind of sh-t that should earn a lifetime ban. The colour, the neckline, the mermaid – it’s offensive, and objectionable, and when a Ken Paves hairdo is the least of your problems, you know it’s the end of the world.
Get her off my television.
Photos from Wenn.com
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