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Am having a hard time looking at these photos. The fontrum is too much. What is it about Twilight that has inspired its fans to piss on their pride?

Robert Pattinson arrived in New York last night and was greeted by the usual throng of photographers and fans, one of whom approached him, not only for a picture, but also for…a hug.

See?

I know you just cringed.

How might that sound?

“ROB!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU! You are so great in Twilight, and I listen to your songs all the time – I support everything you do. Can you take a picture with me? Thanks! Oh wait, Rob… will you give me a hug?”

Exactly.

Fontrum.

Someone needs to start a Fontrum Blog. Similar to the Fail Blog. You could fill the first hundred pages with images of Twi-Hards.


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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