Celebrity Social Media, March 17, 2026
I didn’t think Jesse Plemons would be at the Oscars because he wasn’t nominated for Bugonia. It was an excellent performance and his day will come, so maybe that’s why he wasn’t petty about it.
He also had an (off-camera?) exchange with Michael B. Jordan. That’s our Vince and Landry. Clear eyes full hearts can’t lose!
Many people were lining up to congratulate Michael B. Jordan and he was a child actor, so plenty of throwbacks. Susan Lucci’s is my favourite. I wonder what number wedding this was.
There have been so many designers shuffled around couture houses that it’s hard to keep up but today, Zara announced a “creative partnership” with John Galliano. Who will be the first to wear John Galliano x Zara on a red carpet? Maybe Gwendoline Christie because she walked in his final Mason Margiela show. This is big, if not unusual: Zac Posen is at Gap and Claire Wright Teller is at Uniqlo. Barbie Ferreira wore Gap to the Oscars.
Breaking my silence: Leo’s moustache is doing it for me.
Are Lake Bell and Chris Rock still together?! I had to look up when they were first linked, all the way back in 2022.
It was Mother’s Day in the UK on Sunday and David Beckham posted about Victoria, which is normal. Brooklyn posted a belated birthday tribute to his mother-in-law on Sunday. So I guess the performative social media apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Wait can I be messy real quick…I’m not saying forever, but a month or so would change lives.
Attached - Jesse Plemons with Kirsten Dunst at the Oscars, and click here for Lainey's piece on MBJ at the Oscars yesterday.





Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons attend the 98th Oscars at Dolby Theatre on March 15, 2026 in Hollywood, California