The Italian Queen’s New York pants
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I’ve been accused at times of speaking in hyperbole but it’s impossible to overstate the Italian Queen’s impressive trajectory: in 6 short months she has been whitewashed and elevated, lauded by his friends and associates, accepted in the most elite circles. You think that Larson broad was invited to regularly roll with the Brange? Come on now.
George Clooney attended the New York Film Critics Circle Awards last night accompanied by Elisabetta Canalis to collect his award for Best Actor. Look at those pants. Am all over those shiny pants. On her. It’s like the new royalty. A modern princess who has no compunction about tweaking her tittays one day and walking a red carpet fronting to People Magazine that she’s a classy girl the next.
What a revelation she is, non?
Mentioned yesterday that Ely is now modelling for Cavalli underwear. Now the behind the scenes video of the photo shoot has been released. Click here to view how she moves, how she must move around the Clooney, the expressions, the pout, and that f-cking body...
Oh she’s gon’ be here for a while.
Photos from Demis Maryannakis /Splashnewsonline.com and Wenn.com and Bauergriffin.com and Flynetpictures.com
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