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While Madonna was in New York at Hot Harry’s polo match – more on that later – Guy Ritchie was over in Malibu this weekend enjoying some down time with a very attractive woman.

Guy is said to be in LA cutting Sherlock Holmes. Does not seem to be lamenting the demise of his marriage. Never seemed to lament it at all. Also doesn’t seem to be lamenting the presence of photographers capturing his single glory.

He’s available! And celebrating!

Madge will not take kindly to this. There will be consequences. We will pay those consequences. By having to look at her face. And the embarrassing way she keeps trying to convince us there’s something going on with that Brazilian Jesus.


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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