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Gwyneth Paltrow attended the Bent on Learning event in New York last night in a poorly fit dress* that actually made her look...well... wide, right? Especially with the coat on. There’s no waist. And it’s riding up awkwardly. And for someone who busts her ass at the gym, it’s doing no favours for her tight body. This is a GOOPy misstep. Definitely.

It’s Thursday isn’t it? The newsletter is about packing lunch to school for your kids. No thanks. I prefer instead to writhe in agony over her Rick Owens. She’s taunting me with this Rick Owens. I am overcome with want for this Rick Owens. To the point where I’m actually angry that I don’t own it. F-ck.

Anyway, Gwyneth’s on Letterman tonight. She doesn’t usually style suck twice in a row. Am expecting it to be amazing.

*It’s Victoria Beckham isn’t it?


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Gwyneth Paltrow at Bent on Learning in New York

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