❗
Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.

Foot dusters.

I hate them.

They remind me of those pink ruffled feather Christian Louboutins Carrie Bradshaw wore on the episode of Sex And The City when Miranda went into labour. That was, like, 10 years ago, wasn’t it? What is my G thinking???

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in London last night at the Gambit after-party to support her BFF Cameron Diaz even though there are no pictures of them together. Interestingly enough however, there is a picture of Cam with Elle Macpherson -- two crazy heart bitches with crazy bodies. I’ve seen men run AWAY from Elle Macpherson she’s so, um, forward is probably the most diplomatic way of saying it. And you already know about Cam’s romantic style. So can you imagine if these two double-teamed? I wonder if G would bother discouraging it. Some battles you can’t win. Best to conserve energy, for when she comes home later having made a fool of herself once again. Cam, I mean. Obviously.

PS. It’s the 200th issue of GOOP today. Click here to read about the feast.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz were seen at Bodo's Schloss in Kensington.
Photo credits: Dave M. Benett/ Getty, INF

Share this post