Man, these square toe sandals are showing up everywhere like it’s the year 2000 again. Hailey Bieber is wearing them today. How long is this going to last? A year? Because I can promise I won’t be down. That said, I remember Jennifer Aniston wearing a lot of sandals like this back in the day. Did she save them or get rid of them? Will the stars from that generation be bringing these out from the back of the closet? (Go Fug Yourself) 


Staying with footwear… how about Crocs? Bad Bunny has a line of Crocs. So does Justin Bieber. Gen Z loves them. So much that Croc stocks have doubled. I don’t think my feet have ever slipped into a pair of Crocs. How far can you walk in a Croc? Like can I do a 10k walk in a Croc? (Dlisted) 

I posted about Archie’s birthday in today’s open. At the time the Sussexes had yet to release a photo. They have now. You can’t see his face but he’s enthralled by balloons. Also, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have done something even more special to celebrate Archie that will last much longer than those balloons. (Cele|bitchy) 


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Conan O’Brien’s face was identified as “curtain” by BTS’s j-hope. And now his face is… well… just watch the clip. I love him, I love him so much. (Pajiba) 

Variety has released its 2021 Power of Women issue and the whole package is great, including the piece on Maya Rudolph who is… I mean she’s a f-cking treasure. I LOVE that she’s now renowned for her voice work because it is WORK and she’s the best at it. (Variety)