Harry Styles: new video, new love interest?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2017 15:27:25 May 9, 2017 15:27:25

Harry Styles’ video for Sign Of The Times was released yesterday. There’s been a lot of focus on the flying. They strung him up – and a body double too – from a helicopter and then digitally manipulated the footage to look like he’s Superman or Iron Man and I think this is supposed to mean something, like pull back and look at the big picture?, but I’m too dumb and/or shallow to know, really. All I can say is that Marvel does it better. Because Harry is not an attractive flier.

While most people are hung up on the flying though, my hang-up in this video is Harry’s hand. They keep presenting his hand to us like his hand has all the answers. Is this a David Fincher movie?

In other Harry news, The Sun broke the news yesterday that he supposedly has a new girlfriend – Tess Ward is a food blogger (and model, obvs), nicknamed Naked Chef…which… I thought that was Jamie Oliver? It’s because Tess’s cookbook is called The Naked Diet. On her Instagram it’s a lot of mason jars, avocados, almonds, and high angles, because the millennial foodie also knows how to take a selfie.

The Sun has pictures of Harry and Tess driving around together the other day. Supposedly they were introduced through friends. If you’re a Harry Styles superfan, do you feel betrayed? YOU HAVE AN ALBUM AND YOU’RE GOING ON TOUR AND YOU WANT US TO SUPPORT YOU HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR HEART TO ANYONE NOW????

Here's Harry performing on The Today Show this morning in New York. 

Mike Coppola/ Getty Images

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