Harry Styles is on the cover of THE FACE. This is… a really good shot of his face. This might be an even better shot of his face:
Sorry if my thoughts seem random but here’s what’s on my mind right now: Harry Styles should cast Timothee Chalamet as the love interest in his new video. I don’t know for what song. All this promotion, like his cover story for Rolling Stone recently, has been to promote the new album, but no details about the new album have been released. Whenever that happens though, with the first single, please Gossip Genie with me that Timothee Chalamet will be in it. Because the two of them are killing me right now with all this pretty.
Harry’s pretty reminds me of a young Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s been a long time since Leo has looked this good, this pretty. During the interview with THE FACE, Harry talks about acting and why he enjoys it, because it’s the opposite of music, where you put yourself into it; with acting, as he says, you “disappear in whoever you’re being”. Maybe for his next role, he could disappear into being Leo’s character’s son. How do you think Leo would feel about Harry Styles playing his son? The ages totally work. Harry is older than Leo’s current girlfriend, Camila Morrone. As if Leo would stand next to a facsimile of his younger self that would illuminate that he no longer looks like it’s 1999.
Back to Harry’s music – we’ve not gotten much information about it but we do find out, from this interview, that Harry’s played it for Stevie Nicks, his best friend/mentor/godmother, and… get this… Liam Gallagher!
Who’s a bigger dick? Liam or Noel Gallagher? That’s like asking “dogs or cats”? We will never agree on the answer. The point is they’re both assholes. So what did Liam think of Harry’s new music?
Styles played him a couple of tracks, “and I tell you what, they’re good,” Gallagher enthused. “A bit like that Bon Iver. Is that his name?”
If there’s anyone you can trust to dump on someone else’s music, it’s a Gallagher. Liam wouldn’t need to lie about it. Harry Styles, somehow, has Liam Gallagher’s approval. Maybe Liam can’t resist his face either.
What’s the lesson here?
Harry Styles might be the one of the most popular celebrities out there. Nobody hates him. Not even Liam.
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