Heidi Klum is in Cannes. And she’s on the red carpet. And you know what that means. Because Heidi, in my opinion, never serves on a red carpet. It’s the strangest thing. Streetwear? Casual wear? Junket wear? No problem. But on a carpet it’s … often a mess. Here’s the thing though – as not great as this outfit it, it’s actually also perfect for Cannes. Because Cannes fashion isn’t always just about good taste. So, you know, in that sense, Heidi’s look actually works. (Go Fug Yourself) 


Madonna and Sam Smith are hinting – very obviously, right? – at a collaboration. It makes total sense. They were meant to find their way to each other. (Dlisted) 

Mike Tindall, who is Princess Anne’s son-in-law, has a podcast and on a recent episode talked about the coronation and how his fourth row seat, which is considered VIP, wasn’t great because he couldn’t see much of it. Presumably nobody is getting mad at him for sounding like he’s complaining. Wonder why. (Cele|bitchy) 

I saw the trailer for Primo a couple of weeks ago about a teenager being raised by his single mom and several uncles and was super interested. Now that Dustin at Pajiba is telling me that it’s the best new sitcom since Abbott Elementary, I’m sold! (Pajiba) 

The Little Mermaid opens tomorrow…which means we are now deep in Mermaidcore. Everything is coming up mermaid right now – fashion, accessories, hair, and even nails. So if you’re looking for an Ariel inspired manicure, this is the spot. Until, of course, Barbiecore takes over again. (Refinery29)