The Daily Upholstery: Hilary Duff
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On a sofa, perhaps. Window dressing? Sure, depending on your taste. Even a bed spread works. But on a body, at a gala, worn by Hilary Duff? This dress is total f&cking ass. And the way she wore it is even assier. Here’s Hilary looking like sh-t at the Carousel of Hope Ball on Saturday night, hair coloured jet for a movie, though the same excuse can’t be used for the eye makeup – MUCH too dark for someone who clearly can’t rock goth and, just like the others, looks like she"s barely surviving. Vacant eyes, gaunt cheeks, lifeless face - but Hilary Duff can"t be one of them, right? Hilary got thin just by cutting out french fries, didn"t you know??? Source
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