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Never mind George Clooney – George at least has been married once. Rather, it is Hugh Grant who will never be tamed. Yet another relationship over, this time with Jemima Khan née Goldsmith, the billionaire heiress, to whom he’s been attached for 3 years. The split has been characterized as amicable but given Hugh’s notorious past, I’m thinkin’ his perv couldn’t be reformed anyway. And truth be told, I kinda like Hugh that way: crusty, single, incorrigibly degenerate – an eternal degenerate pig until the very end. Hugh will always be Daniel Cleaver for me, you know? No one else can say “you naughty minx” quite like him. Or simply walk out of an elevator and have the gift of making you chuckle. His first scene in Bridget Jones’s Diary? You smile every time. Source

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