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Hugh Grant is such a crusty bitch, it kills me.

Hugh has been arrested, allegedly for assaulting a pappy. So he’s followed around by a photographer the other day, he’s not happy about it, when the pappy continues, he launches a container full of baked beans at the man before kicking him in the groin, all the while shouting:

“Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire! Leave me alone!” And then he told the man that he hoped his girlfriend and children die of “f&cking cancer”.

Some things you say out of anger… some things you say because you’re a douche. Seriously gossips, is there ever…EVER…any justification for asking someone: “Do you know who I am?”

Call me Cruise but not in my books. Just sayin’…

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