What is it?

In-home “hydration therapy” for hangovers, jet lag, et cetera. It’s very popular at music festivals.

What does it do?

Instant hydration in the privacy of your own home, office, or Burning Man encampment, for those times when drinking water just isn’t fancy enough.

Does it work?

It didn’t for me.

Why did you let someone at a f*cking Goop convention pump a liter of crap into your veins?

My mother is asking the same question.

Did you at least get superpowers?

Sadly, no.

Would you order an I.V. Doc in real life?

I have a water bottle. I’m all set.