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Dear Gossips,

Best line of the season – last night on The Office, Darryl says to Kelly: Hey I like you… what"s not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side.

Snort.

Totally sums up Britney Spears.

Every day, stranger and stranger. Yesterday she visited a medical building. When she emerged, her lips looked like this – see below from TMZ. And then upon driving away, swarmed by the paps and concentrating on covering her mouth, she ran over a photographer’s foot. Then of course she burst into tears before getting waved away. And the worst part is…the lips look hideous!

So Britney still sucks…but Whitney is back! More on that later.

It’s finally Friday – am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh. And don’t forget, some have emailed recently about missing a few posts. New articles appear immediately AFTER this opening paragraph. Scroll down to catch the most recent items and click on “view more articles” if it’s been a few days.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in Gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Candice in Toronto from Sarit in Montreal and thank you for introducing Sarit to the smut!

PPS. Happy Birthday also to Kristine C from Jeanna – wedding planning is busy, yes, but it’s time for a girl’s night and a gossip session…set it up!

PPS. Jennifer Lopez’s BFF is not leaking secrets.

Britney gets lip injections

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