Last time we talked about Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner it was eight days ago, because the internet was trying to convince itself that they’d broken up, since they hadn’t been seen publicly humping each other in a few weeks. 

 

As noted, it was the f-ckass Daily Mail that claimed that Timmy had “dumped” Kylie and today their headline is about how the two have “put the rumours to rest”, even though they were the ones who clowned themselves with the rumour in the first place. And they’re still trying it – with a “body language expert”, naturally, who’s looking at photos of Timmy and Kylie from last night’s Marty Supreme premiere, talking about how Timmy seemed uncomfortable with Kylie “getting her limelight” in her choice of dress and colour. 

 

Girl, the choice of dress and colour was a custom couple’s outfit by Chrome Hearts that had to have been initiated by him, to promote his orange ping pong ball as part of the increasingly extra press tour to promote his movie. If there was anyone who wanted to do the most with this appearance, it would have been him. And the sight of the two of them in matching orange by design is definitely doing the most. I wonder if the people at Pantone are kicking themselves for their “color of the year” choice – which was basically white, no matter how hard they tried to dress it up as “Cloud Dancer” lol, and it’s been a flop. “Tangerine Supreme” would have popped though, non? 

 

Back to Timmy and Kylie who’ve now put off any breakup rumours until at least the new year, at which point he’ll be making the rounds at the award shows. He was just nominated yesterday for a Golden Globe, his third in a row, in addition to the Critics Choice nomination. They’ve now walked two carpets together – when he was receiving an award and now at his movie premiere. Is an award season red carpet next? 

 

Photo credits: Lisa OConnor/ AFF-USA.COM / MEGA/ WENN

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