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Emma Watson arrived in LA yesterday. Why?

Emma is supposed to play Emma Forrest in the film adaptation of Your Voice In My Head, my favourite pick of 2011. Click here for my review. Earlier this week, I reported exclusively that that pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is being considered to play Gypsy Husband, a character obviously based on the real life Colin Farrell.

Blasphemy.

I wonder if Emma’s in town to read with him. Maybe after she reads with him, she’ll shut the door and say to David Yates - are you f-cking kidding me with this acting? Because you have to be f-cking kidding me, right?

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