We started the day with good news for everyone except for those truthers still holding out that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart aka Robsten are secretly married and raising children together. I don’t know how many children – at one point it had gotten up to three.
In the real world, Kristen is now married to Dylan Meyer with whom she’s been in a relationship for six or seven years and they’re also business partners who’ve just worked on their first movie together. Meanwhile Robert and Suki Waterhouse have also been together for about seven years …
OMG, is that the conspiracy? That Dylan and Suki are just covers?
Rob and Suki became parents last year, their daughter just celebrated her first birthday. Her name has yet to be revealed. There have been rumours that they were secretly married late last year. Here they are walking hand in hand in New York today.
Everyone has moved on and everyone is happy. Almost everyone…
What else happened today…
Kathryn Hahn looks really pretty in brown and pink. (Go Fug Yourself)
Brett Goldstein used a dead cat analogy to describe how he feels about Ted Lasso season four, which is now in development, and I’m too dumb to figure out if this means it’s a bad idea or a sometimes-we-can-grant-wishes idea and that doesn’t have to be bad. (Pajiba)
Given the popularity of The Pitt, Vulture is ranking the top 25 medical shows – English speaking ones at least. My personal favourite medical show is Korean: Dr Romantic, I love it so much. There are three seasons, and Koreans rarely do more than one season of a series but this one was so popular they made two exceptions. (Vulture)
When you’re a lifestyle influencer, you can’t miss a holiday. Meghan Sussex posted a really cute video for Easter and I’m wondering how long she’s been hoarding it for because she was off socials for a looooong time and her camera roll is a proper archive that she can probably tap into for years. (Celebitchy)
Kendrick Lamar has kicked off his tour. And one of the most anticipated moments in the show was how he would go into “Not Like Us”. By mocking, of course. (Hollywood Unlocked)
