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They should date. No clue if they’re compatible, not sure if they get along. But their names sound good together. And the combination is like a hotness explosion.

This is Christian Serratos, ridiculously attractive, yesterday in Vancouver shopping with a friend. Quick check of Christian’s IMDB shows no bookings after the Twilight Saga. Because we need another generic blonde?

Also attached – Jackson Rathbone strolling with his boys, wearing my lady business down in his pants. JR has The Styles. Does the styling make up for the smallness? He seems little. On him it’s not an insurmountable problem.

Jackson and his castmates including Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Elizabeth Reaser, Bryce Dallas Howard, Nikki Reed and others, according to the Blue Water Café’s press release, eagerly sent out very early on Sunday morning, were at the Yaletown restaurant for dinner on Saturday night.

Here’s Bryce – beautiful smile, non? – with her family yesterday afternoon and Xavier Samuel out and about enjoying the weekend too.

Pictures of Kristen Stewart are on the way.


Exclusive photos from PUNKD Images/JK/KR

Christian Serratos, Jackson Rathbone with his bandmates, Bryce Dallas Howard with her family, and Xavier Samuel were all in Vancouver.

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