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Is it possible that Rosario Dawson finally figured out how to dress herself? After months of pissing her gorgessity down the drain, this is Rosario"s second triumph in a row. Praise Goddess. Here she is at the premiere of Clerks II the other night looking a vision in white, with long ass legs that stretch forever and the most beautiful un-sunned skin, like, ever. Jennifer Aniston could use a pointer, don"t you think? I"m also loving the fact that Rosario is a skinny bitch with tits. Real tits. Floppy and large and deliciously authentic. Can"t get enough of this girl, gossips. Shall we hope it"s just the beginning of a long, successful ride?

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