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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, yesterday in New York at the Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection private event. You’d think she of all people would be rocking a post-baby glow, non?

Shockingly it’s been quite the opposite.

Simply put, she looks like sh*t. The face is sh*t. Her hair is sh*t. From head to toe is sh*t. And the result is that she’s achieved the impossible: she actually looks older than he does.

Is JLo having makeup artist issues again?

And easy with the “Lainey, she’s taking care of two babies!” excuse. In case you’ve forgotten, this is Jennifer Lopez. You really think Jennifer Lopez is roughing it with two babies? This is a woman who probably sleeps on chinchilla and is hand fed grapes every afternoon at 2pm by her servants.

Please.

Photos from Wenn.com

Jennifer Lopez Marc Anthony Christian Dior Cruise Collection private event in New York

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