I mean, I don’t know exactly when they started dating, but it’s safe to assume that it’s been a year. Jessica Alba and Danny Ramirez were first seen together in early July 2025 coming back from a holiday so, presumably, they would have been dating for at least a little while before then. It’s six weeks between Memorial Day in the US and Independence Day which, I think, is a reasonable estimate of how long it might have been? So, if we’re working with that timeline, happy anniversary to Jessica and Danny, who spent the Memorial Day weekend in Miami, which is where he grew up.

Maybe they’re celebrating, or maybe they’re just happy to have some free time because Danny recently wrapped production on Todd Haynes’s De Noche, co-starring Pedro Pascal. This film is going to be a problem for a lot of us. I know the story is probably more sad romance than fun romance but these two men are so f-cking hot, I’ll take them in any romance.

Pedro’s hotness is monoculture at this point. But Danny? Danny is continuing to level up. We are nowhere near maximum awareness of how hot he is. In case you missed it, here he is at the Met Gala a couple of weeks ago. No notes!


What else happened today…

Speaking of Pedro, the way he’s talking about the “love of [his] life” is making me cry. I get it. I really, really get it. (Celebitchy)

Las Vegas currently belongs to BTS who have been modelling soft masculinity for years. Something else was happening in Vegas this weekend that probably would have generated much more attention had it taken place at any other time if not for seven beautiful Korean men who are the exact opposite. Is that ironic? (Pajiba)

Teyana Taylor at the American Music Awards last night and she looks great, as usual, but I think we all know that this dress is nowhere near the slay she delivered during the earlier part of the year – which is precisely the point. (Go Fug Yourself)

Romeo Beckham is doing football cosplay. (The Cut)

Another day, another influencer doing some stupid sh-t, this time on a roller coaster. (EW)

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