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This is Jessica Biel out in West Hollywood yesterday wearing a “Justin” necklace. This of course is nowhere near as sweet and romantic as Slum Lover giving Jennifer Lopez a bear necklace for her birthday to go with her bear birthday cake. What else? A “bear2bear” tattoo? The crazy thing is...that might actually happen.

As for Jessica, she’s currently out on promotion for Total Recall. Not the most engaging interview. Which makes a lot of sense if you think about it with respect to Justin Timberlake. Because, as we know about Justin Timberlake, only he’s allowed to sparkle in a relationship. The other person’s job is to admire him.
And bake for him.

Indeed, Biel has joined the growing list of female celebrities who are sharing their kitchen-loving activities as a public relations tool:

“I’m not a great baker yet. Baking is really very mathematical and I’m terrible at math. I’m a really good loaf person. I do loaves — but sweet loaves — like zucchini loaf or banana loaf or banana blueberry loaf. It’s really good!” (Source)

Maybe Kristen Stewart should put on an apron and start kneading dough.

Jessica Biel seen out and about in West Hollywood wearing a gold Justin necklace

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