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Shelfy Biel attended the opening of the 4th Annual Hollyshorts film festival last night because she’s such a pure artist, you know?

Seriously, those bangs. Those bangs must die.

As you can see, Shelf Ass is trying to dress all classy and serious. Because she wants to be taken seriously. As a pure artist, you know? Like… she’s more than just a celebrity.

This is why she looks like an old lady. 26 years old, with a hot body, and she chooses to borrow from Katie Couric. Shelf Ass is a dumbass. And so are those who keep insisting she’s some kind of style person.

Jessica Biel a style person?

Please!

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Jessica Biel dresses like an old lady at Hollyshorts film festival opening

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