Still singing, still Porny
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The other day I reported on information from sources that Jessica Simpson had fired her band and was scrapping the tour. Gossip is a speculative business - every once in a while, there’s a bad tip. I’m sorry about that.
But I’m not sorry about the fact that she didn’t quit.
Because in not quitting, Porny provided us with this: photos from her performance in Idaho.
The gift, remember? The gift that keeps giving.
Oh Porny…
Those shoes…
That pose…
That permanent orgasm porn expression.
Over and over she makes our lives.
Click here to see more photos of Jessica in Idaho. Thanks Bea!
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