Porny & the Dukes!
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She makes me so happy.
No matter what the reason, most of us can agree…Jessica Simpson makes us smile. It doesn’t have to be a “with her” smile. It can be an “at her” smile. Most of the time it’s a “what the f-ck are you doing but please don’t stop” smile. Because Porny is the gift that keeps giving.
She is an entertainer.
And she’s back to entertaining in her daisy dukes, pictured here in Wisconsin a few days ago.
Daisy dukes > high waisted pants…this is what she should be wearing all the time.
Hair looks easy, not overly styled, boobs are flouncy bouncy in a loose shirt, so much more flattering than before. But give her two days, she’ll be back to the assy. Trust.
Photos from Splashnewsonline.com
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