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And tell your main ‘mo to grow some style. I’ve no doubt Ken Paves means well but his execution is for sh-t. Did you see Porny on The View yesterday? I couldn’t bear to look, I could only manage two minutes with the sound off. Some people can do animal print. On Jessica Simpson it should be outlawed forever. The tit tray is so exhausting, at this point she walks around like a f-cking blow up doll. Makes me so angry.

Do you see how much better she is when she’s not trying so hard? Jess and Ken left New York to go back to LA yesterday. Good. They need to regroup.


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