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Elton John threw a big party to celebrate husband David Furnish’s 50th birthday last night in LA. Johnny Depp showed up. And can you believe it? I think he maybe only wore 2 scarves. Just 2 and not 5!

Still, definitely 5 necklaces. And an assortment of rings. But no waist chains. Which is a bonus. And Tom Ford was there too. I’d like to imagine that Tom Ford would give it to Johnny straight -- like, all this compulsive accessorising Johnny, this has got to stop.

Johnny turns 50 himself next June. Maybe that’s what he’ll give to himself - and us - for his birthday.

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