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Only happens once a year so enjoy it while you can!

Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake appeared on Kimmel last night to promote the ESPYs telecast and showed a clip from the event.

At one point he meanders over to the Beckhams and Posh.Actually.Laughs.

As my friend Dean, who is the most brilliant beautiful man ever, would say:

Wonder if Victoria B has starvation breath? You know how people who don"t eat have halitosis? Bet your concrete tits it"d be sweeter to kiss a girl 20 pounds heavier.

 

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