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Arguments for:
- JT has the Midas Touch. He is uber successful, he sells out everywhere, he is undeniably talented, he is a star and he makes other stars better
- successfully made the transition from young star to adult star (sort of). America watched him grow up without falling down…in a milk and cookies kind of way, he is exactly the MiniVan’s type: an All American success story
- he wants it. Badly. Justin has been cultivating the “man” image for a long, long time

Arguments against:
- the title is Sexiest Man Alive, not Sexiest Pip Alive.
- while he been attempting to “act”, Pip is not an actor. Musicians rarely, rarely top People’s list

- he keeps dating Herms

Odds: 15 to 1

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